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Chat 27 May 32,758 notes
  • police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
  • me: not with that attitude
Photo 27 May 4 notes
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lampliekwoah:

strange-is-a-compliment:

chaotiksakura:

1loganhenderwhore:

akvilius:

Every single one of your actions suddenly becomes epic when you listen to this

I play this in my car while I’m driving.

I’m getting married and walking down the aisle to this song

I decided this a long time ago

And suddenly, doing the laundry became much more exciting.

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Quote 27 May 169,185 notes
I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and walking home alone. It gives me time to think and set my mind free. I like eating alone and listening to music alone. But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being lonely. The sky is beautiful, but the people are sad. I just need someone who won’t run away.
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Photo 27 May 5,909 notes

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Photo 27 May 30,756 notes epic4chan:

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

epic4chan:

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

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Photo 26 May 6,898 notes barackobama:

Jacob spoke first.
“I want to know if my hair is just like yours,” he told Mr. Obama, but so quietly that the president asked him to speak again.
Jacob did, and Mr. Obama replied, “Why don’t you touch it and see for yourself?” He brought his head level with Jacob, who hesitated.
“Touch it, dude!” Mr. Obama said.
As Jacob, who was 5, patted the presidential crown, Mr. Souza snapped.
“So, what do you think?” Mr. Obama asked.

barackobama:

Jacob spoke first.

“I want to know if my hair is just like yours,” he told Mr. Obama, but so quietly that the president asked him to speak again.

Jacob did, and Mr. Obama replied, “Why don’t you touch it and see for yourself?” He brought his head level with Jacob, who hesitated.

“Touch it, dude!” Mr. Obama said.

As Jacob, who was 5, patted the presidential crown, Mr. Souza snapped.

“So, what do you think?” Mr. Obama asked.

Video 26 May 442 notes

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Video 26 May 3,151 notes

And I thought my jokes were bad. 

Video 26 May 896 notes

Why so serious?

Photo 26 May 658 notes
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Chat 26 May 2,041 notes
  • Person: Ugh guitars I can't listen to this.
  • Me: It's a bass.
  • Person: Same thing.
  • Me: 
  • Person: 
  • Me: 
  • Person: 
  • Me: 
  • Person: Whoa wait wait pUT THE KNIFE DOWN
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